Julie Delpy:
Julie Delpy Nude
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Information:
Name: Julie Delpy
Born: 1969-12-21
Height: 1.69
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Filmography:
Trouble (1989), Sand (2000), Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2004), Homo Faber (1991), Noche oscura, La (1989)
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Michael Pitt:
Michael Pitt Naked
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Information:
Name: Michael Pitt
Born: 1981-04-10
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Delirious (2006), Rhinoceros Eyes (2003), Bully (2001), Silk (2007), Pinkville (2009)
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Tim Allen:
Tim Allen
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Information:
Name: Tim Allen
Born: 1953-06-13
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
E! True Hollywood Story (2005), The Oprah Winfrey Show (2007), The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1992), Getaway (2007), Extra (2004)
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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So
that they didn't
have to bend down to pet it.
OzzieKordaleFN
Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
thousand
dollars?"
Defendant: "Yes, it's true."
Judge:
"Then, why don't you just pay him back?"
Defendant: "Because it
wouldn't be true anymore."
KaseyFyrsilnM
Q: How many Director's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
VardanAngormC
There was a great loss today in the
entertainment world. The
man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died.
What was really horrible is
that they had trouble keeping the body in
the casket.
They put his left leg in....
Well, you know
the rest.
CheviJeffordvb
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so as not to
have to do the washing-up. Mum's
too frightened he'll break it!
DarrochWodeleahtk
Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
SewatiShaughnEB
She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter
is a very strong person who goes
round picking up shops.
ColinBentleyfn
Did you hear about the Mexican
bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
DaimhinAthelstansU
Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that.
Witch: It is
when the people with ugly faces don't like them being
pulled.
SuttonCisBa
Customer: You
said these pants were pure
wool, but the label says "all cotton."
Salesman: Oh, that's just to
keep the moths away.
DerrikGrufyddWn