Keanu Reeves:
Keanu Reeves Nude
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Information:
Name: Keanu Reeves
Born: 1964-09-02
Height: 1.86
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Filmography:
The Matrix Revolutions (2003), Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991), Freaked (1993), The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988), The Gift (2000)
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Diego Luna:
Diego Luna Naked
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Information:
Name: Diego Luna
Born: 1979-12-29
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Take Off: Making 'The Terminal' (2004), Fade to Black (2006), Open Range (2003), Todo el poder (1999), HBO First Look (2004)
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that
are
sensitive,
caring, and good-looking?
A. Because those men
already have boyfriends.
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Why did the blonde call the welfare
office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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Why do elephants squirt
water through
their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very
difficult to
aim.
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What's big and ugly and drinks
out of the
wrong side of the glass?
A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
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Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no
big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Q: What's the difference between
Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee--If No Recovery!
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my
boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour?
Operator: No, but
if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along
with you.
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Q: What happens if you sing country music
backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.
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Father:
" I know the answer to your bad
grades. You're spending too much time
watching television."
Son:
" I'm sorry, you'll have to phrase that in the form of a
question."
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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you
with last night?
Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my
supper.
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